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" We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping. "

Douglas Coupland

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" You're smarter than TV. So what? "

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" I began doing writing projects and art and design projects to explore a new way of seeing Canada. Roots is one more way of continuing this exploration. I want to present a wide-open Canadian sense of color, adventure, communication and openness that defines our country. "

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