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" What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque. "

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" Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. "

" What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides. "

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" A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. "

" The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. "

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" At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self. "

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" The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted. "

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" Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. "