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" Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. "

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" Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. "

" Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. "

" Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. "

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" Everywhere I go, people know who I am. "

" We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see. "

" When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing. "

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" In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool. "

" I'm not used to getting good reviews. "

" I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. "

" People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. "

" My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out. "

" I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events. "

" I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me. "

" It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage. "

" I don't think any of us would be who we are if our parents weren't who they were. People that are in show business, and their parents are not in show business, their parents probably motivated them to get in show business. "

" 'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. "

" Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood. "

" I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? "

" I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get. "

" I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy. "

" When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that. "

" I miss working with great actors, working with great directors. "

" My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. "

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" I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know? "