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" I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty. "

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" The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand? "

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" People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. "

" The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. "

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" I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure. "

" It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage. "

" My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. "

" I never made the movies for the critics; I've done the best I could with the material and the directors and the actors I had. But the thing that's really exciting is that once I do that one project that's different, that stands out, everyone's gonna be watching. "

" Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. "

" I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe. "

" I don't think any of us would be who we are if our parents weren't who they were. People that are in show business, and their parents are not in show business, their parents probably motivated them to get in show business. "

" I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. "

" I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy. "

" I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality. "

" Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living. "

" I'm not used to getting good reviews. "

" My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. "

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