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" I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. "
Night
Sorry
World
" I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. "
Will
Thought
Ill
" I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. "
Go
Health
Healthcare
" I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. "
You
Pie
Know
" If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. "
Water
Beer
Butterfly
" If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. "
Build
Would
Women
" If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. "
Dog
Business
Focus
" I get depressed at airports. "
Get
Depressed
" I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. "
Feeling
Know
More
" I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care. "
Connection
Interested
Hollywood
" I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. "
Live
Much
Radio
" I'm not a Republican. "
Republican
" I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist. "
Just
Realist
Sexist
" I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. "
Car
People
Think
" It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. "
You
How
Almost
" My first car was a motorcycle. "
Car
Motorcycle
First
" No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. "
Other
Just
Had
" Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story. "
Tell
Course
Air
" The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were. "
How
Horrible
Experiences
" The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. "
Beauty
Definition
Outside
" Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff. "
Better
Emotional
Mechanical
" Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. "
Go
Office
Patriotism
" When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that. "
Say
People
Mean
" When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much. "
Life
Start
Christmas
" You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society. "
Credit
Society
You
" You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself. "
Good
You
Yourself
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