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" A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
Car
Forever
Role
" Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse. "
Worst
Celibacy
Form
" Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. "
Confession
Good
Sense
" Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked. "
Liked
Because
Hates
" Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. "
Escape
Emotional
Eating
" I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. "
Paperwork
Love
Being
" It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. "
Proof
Need
God
" I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any. "
Way
Go
Bored
" I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. "
Thinking
Experience
Go
" I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. "
See
I See
Inspired
" Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring. "
Will
Us
God
" Life is a zoo in a jungle. "
Life
Jungle
Zoo
" Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. "
Food
Museums
Restaurants
" My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. "
Wait
Father
Television
" Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. "
Nostalgia
Used
" Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart. "
Heart
Pain
Human
" The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. "
Like
Slowly
Other
" The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. "
Character
Fall
Live
" The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. "
Restaurants
Par
Museums
" There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you. "
Hand
Seems
Feeding
" The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes. "
Like
Us
Taxes
" The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. "
Alive
Prey
Humor
" The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. "
Music
Very
Tuba
" The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. "
Like
Up
Universe
" The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. "
Value
Children
Marriage
" We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through. "
Put
Another
See
" We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. "
Enough
Yes
Nothing
" When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. "
Begin
Bear
Broken
" Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. "
Marriage
Children
Value
" Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. "
Cookie
Like
Over
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