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" My mom told me, 'Make sure you do everything you want to do before you have kids.' So that's what I was doing. But biologically, the body is just like, 'Well, you should have done it.' "

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" Parenting is not giving your child everything they want. Parenting is not being your child's friend. Parenting is about preparing your child to be a useful and respectful person in society. "

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Society

Want

" I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn. "

" I only started uploading on YouTube because I was having trouble one day uploading a video on my blog. "

" Computers shouldn't be parents, but they are. Please, spend time with your kids. If you don't want to, then I don't want to. It might hurt you to discipline your offspring, but it saves the child from being disciplined later by someone less forgiving. Like a criminal court judge. If you don't spank your child, someone else will. "

" My biggest challenges when I first started out were not having a computer or camera or Wi-Fi! The computer and the camera had to be borrowed, and there were times that I used the computer at the library, and I literally sat outside people's houses to steal their Internet connections. "

" You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20? "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also. "

" I'm bringing reading back. I'm making reading great again! "

" Security doesn't know who us YouTubers are, but they know who Justin Bieber is. "

GloZell

Who

Justin Bieber

" My mom is floored! She's so proud. I always wanted to do a channel that incorporates songs for younger kids. "

" I have three family members who are in the law enforcement. "

" Learn to cook. The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, whether for a friend or a significant other. "

" How can we bridge the gap between... African-American males and white cops? "

" This girl just kept staring at me, and I was like, 'What in the world is wrong with her?' That's when I knew, this YouTube thing is something. "

" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "

" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever. "

" The Kesha Lyrics to hit song 'Tik Tok' are a cry for help. "

" Sometimes she wants her pacifier, and other times, she doesn't even want it near her. She's very strong and determined. She's always trying to stand, and she was born with her eyes open, so she's ready to go. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

GloZell

Asking

I Can

" I stand out because I'm usually the first to create a trend or make an existing trend unique in my own way. Plus I look and sound different then most people on the Internet and have the most recognizable lips in cyberspace. "

" I've learned how to exist and get work done when you're exhausted. I've finally gotten to that level, because at first I had no idea how I was going to do it. "

" Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president. "

" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "

" A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up. "

" I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet! "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "

GloZell

Watching

" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "