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" Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get stuff done! I've been a zombie. "

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" My background is musical theater. I have a BFA from the University of Florida. "

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" There are so many great YouTubers who might have a hit, but they come and they go. Maintaining and being here, just being able to relate to what's going on and putting my spin on the world, I bring not my age, but my my wisdom, and that's something some of the younger ones can't contribute. "

" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" I've learned how to exist and get work done when you're exhausted. I've finally gotten to that level, because at first I had no idea how I was going to do it. "

" My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times. "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" There will be another book, more stories, more life experiences, so I'm ready; bring it on! "

" When I met Mrs. Clinton, I met the mom that she is, I met the daughter that she is, I met the grandma that she is. "

" I stand out because I'm usually the first to create a trend or make an existing trend unique in my own way. Plus I look and sound different then most people on the Internet and have the most recognizable lips in cyberspace. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" My goal is to keep the child alive. Once she starts talking, I'll listen, but I know that I'll need to join some mommy groups and ask people for help. "

" Kids do their own thing. We let them be real kids. You get an immediate response - if they don't like the music, they don't do it. "

" If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and be on time! You never know who you're talking to - the waitress today could be the producer tomorrow, so it pays to be kind to everyone. "

" Everything isn't just gonna be okay. It doesn't just have to be good. "

" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "

" Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you're a genius. "

" Learn how to make your own weaves. It will help you save a lot of money in the long run! "

" I'm doing it. I'm going to become a mom. "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "

" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "

" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "

" Moms are always looking for content that's clean and fun - and that you don't mind watching over and over. "

" She is always going to be Diana Ross; she doesn't have to put out another album to keep at it. I'm not Diana, but people know me from the stuff that I've done. And that stuff, those videos, live forever and will continue to be discovered by a new users. "

" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "

" The Kesha Lyrics to hit song 'Tik Tok' are a cry for help. "

" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" The surrogate is feeling pregnant! And a little sick. She thinks it's a girl. "

" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "

" It'd be nice if people consider me somewhat of an ambassador. "

" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "