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" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "

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" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "

" It'd be nice if people consider me somewhat of an ambassador. "

" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" Someone is always taking a video of me or snapping a photo. "

" Hello this is Glozell! Is you OK? Is you? Good, cause I wanted to know! "

" My parenting heroes are the Obamas! They've been married for so long, and it looks like they're having fun, and their kids are down to earth, well-adjusted, and smart. They seem to have a strong family unit that I would like to emulate in my life. "

" My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah. "

" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "

" Sometimes she wants her pacifier, and other times, she doesn't even want it near her. She's very strong and determined. She's always trying to stand, and she was born with her eyes open, so she's ready to go. "

" Rob Lowe said something negative about me. I'm like, 'What? Thank you! I didn't even know that you knew who I was; now you do.' I appreciate it. You're still hot, so what do I care? "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" Somehow, this child is gonna show me what to do, because I thought maybe I'll grow up by then, but no. I still just want to play around in my Crocs and tutus, so I don't know. "

" How can we bridge the gap between... African-American males and white cops? "

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" Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get stuff done! I've been a zombie. "

" Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through. "

" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn. "

" I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet! "

" Parenting is not giving your child everything they want. Parenting is not being your child's friend. Parenting is about preparing your child to be a useful and respectful person in society. "

" You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20? "

" I actually started my YouTube channel by accident! I was growing a fan base without even knowing it, and it's all in my book 'Is You Okay?' "

" Security doesn't know who us YouTubers are, but they know who Justin Bieber is. "

" So many times I should've stopped or could've stopped and didn't stop... So many kinds of people can get depressed and sad, and you know what? Everyone has that talent, that gift. "

" A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up. "

" Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also. "

" I only started uploading on YouTube because I was having trouble one day uploading a video on my blog. "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "