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" Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. "
Denis Leary
Barely
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" When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era. "
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" Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us. "
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" I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. "
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