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" Blakes Hotel in South Kensington was a particular favourite of mine during what I affectionately think of as my Restless Years. "
Julie Burchill
Years
Think
Restless
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" The allegedly 'classy' magazines often seem to be in an endless, undeclared competition to see who can climb furthest up the fundament of Gwyneth Paltrow or Jennifer Lopez. "
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" Fact is, famous people say fame stinks because they love it so - like a secret restaurant or holiday island they don't want the hoi polloi to get their grubby paws on. "
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Famous
Holiday
" Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man. "
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Show
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" The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses. "
Julie Burchill
Money
Result
Roses
" I don't have a spiritual bone in my body; but what I am, is religious. "
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Bone
I Am
" Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist. "
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Bridges
Tourist
Never
" It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself. "
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True
Christmas
" No matter how old and glorious the models, sad indeed is the woman who sees fashion as a means of self-expression rather than an agent of social control. "
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Fashion
Matter
" And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam. "
Julie Burchill
Early
Restaurant
Dinner
" Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good; when they enter a spa or salon, it is purely a hair/nails thing, a prelude to an evening of guilt-free fun. "
Julie Burchill
Evening
Fun
Good
" Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable. "
Julie Burchill
Being
Alone
Professional
" My dad didn't drive - the only dad I knew who didn't. "
Julie Burchill
Who
Knew
Drive
" Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index. "
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New
Myself
I Am
" I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful. "
Julie Burchill
People
Women
I Am
" Knowing that the 'Sex and the City' chicks now rack up almost two centuries between them, why do some of us fuss and hiss about a bit of retouching on their forthcoming film poster? "
Julie Burchill
City
Why
Sex
" The freedom that women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion; things to make life easier for men, in fact. "
Julie Burchill
Abortion
Freedom
Women
" What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway? "
Julie Burchill
Now
Smoke
Mirrors
" Graham Greene famously said that all writers need a chip of ice in their heart; Cusk can come across as the most beautiful ice palace of stalactites and stalagmites, and some people find her company, albeit by proxy, about as inviting as a long weekend in a walk-in frigidaire. "
Julie Burchill
Weekend
Heart
Beautiful
" I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago. "
Julie Burchill
More
Days
Fool
" I didn't cry when I left free-booting, smash-and-grab papers that would have appeared to be far more natural homes for me and, at the risk of being vulgar, paid far better for my services. "
Julie Burchill
Better
Cry
More
" One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and 'doing a show.' "
Julie Burchill
Tradition
Doing
Christmas
" As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women. "
Julie Burchill
Ideas
World
Women
" Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women, it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror. "
Julie Burchill
Time
Celebrate
Hate
" As a militant troublemaker, I once wrote that it was the duty of every woman worthy of the description to upset men at least three times a day, on principle. "
Julie Burchill
Men
Day
Woman
" Being a monarchist, and fawning over those 'above' you, you must naturally despise those 'below' or on the same socioeconomic level as yourself, because that is how hierarchy worship works. "
Julie Burchill
Over
You
Yourself
" The truth of the matter is, beauty is a specific thing, rare and fleeting. Some of us have it in our teens, 20s and 30s and then lose it; most of us have it not at all. And that's perfectly okay. But lying to yourself that you have it when you don't seems to me simple-minded at best and psychotic at worst. "
Julie Burchill
Best
Me
Truth
" It's very hard to imagine the phrase 'consumer society' used so cheerfully, and interpreted so enthusiastically, in England. "
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Used
Imagine
Hard
" As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be. "
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" Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs. "
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Here
Buildings
City
" As a child, I wanted only two things - to be left alone to read my library books, and to get away from my provincial hometown and go to London to be a writer. And I always knew that when I got there, I wanted to make loads of money. "
Julie Burchill
Child
Hometown
Library