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" Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" The list of fun and easily-fixed brain diseases is very short. "
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" The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately. "
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" I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and the woman asked, 'Why do you want to go here?' And I took out all of my comedy writing samples that I had done. I couldn't have been more delusional in terms of what I thought they wanted in a candidate for college. "
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You
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College
" I listened to this interview once with Jerry Seinfeld that really influenced my comedy and all of my writing, which is that when you're starting out in comedy, it's the audience that tells you what's funny about you. And you need to listen to that and make a note of that. "
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You
Out
" When you're in high school, you can't even imagine the concept of what the rest of your life even means. "
Mike Birbiglia
School
You
High School
" If you tried to sell Mike Birbiglia as a concept, no one would buy it. "
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Concept
You
Would
" Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that can laugh at the same time, but I think of it almost as, like, a religious experience. "
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Like
Experience
Time
" I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. "
Mike Birbiglia
Jimmy
Love
I Love
" When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish. "
Mike Birbiglia
Know
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" When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there. "
Mike Birbiglia
Write
College
Intern
" It's interesting how sleepwalking in a certain way becomes an accumulation of your outside stimuli that's actually there and what's happening in your brain. "
Mike Birbiglia
Way
Brain
Interesting
" I am intimidating no one in America. No one feels like they are below me in any way. They feel like they are absolutely either at or above my level and 100-percent comfortable talking to me. "
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Way
Feel
I Am
" When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do; I should write one-liners.' And I did. My first album is mostly one-liners. "
Mike Birbiglia
High School
High
Thought
" Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist. "
Mike Birbiglia
Because
Will
Alienation
" My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. "
Mike Birbiglia
War
Go
Through
" What I always studied in screenwriting from my mentor John Glavin was that the most interesting characters are characters with shades of gray. "
Mike Birbiglia
Interesting
Most
Mentor
" One of my favourite movies is 'Annie Hall' because it's about the silver lining of the break-up. "
Mike Birbiglia
Movies
Hall
Silver
" I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep. "
Mike Birbiglia
Cool
Dreams
Take
" The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is. "
Mike Birbiglia
One Thing
Tell
You
" I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C. "
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Massachusetts
Washington
Up
" Nothing that you want ever is what you think it is. "
Mike Birbiglia
Ever
You
Want
" The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. "
Mike Birbiglia
Art
Opinion
Workshop
" Comedy unites, it doesn't divide! "
Mike Birbiglia
Divide
Unites
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" I consider Lena Dunham a comedian. "
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" I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. "
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" Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody. "
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" I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It's like, 'Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?' David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I'm just a nobody. I'm a comedian and a writer. "
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" Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" I have a following, but it's small. I have this level of fame where people spot me in the airport, consistently, but they always think they're the only one who ever has. People will think they win a prize when they recognize me. "
Mike Birbiglia
Small
People
Airport