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" The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately. "
Mike Birbiglia
Walk
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Food
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" Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. "
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" I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like Jonathan Nolan, who co-wrote 'The Dark Knight' with Chris, his brother. He wrote 'The Prestige,' the story for 'Memento.' "
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" Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down. "
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" I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective. "
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" Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist. "
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" One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace. "
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" There's something about small venues that's amazing for developing material. It's almost like you can not only hear people's response, but you can understand it. In bigger venues you lose that, but you gain this sense of camaraderie in the audience. "
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You
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" People are making better and better small budge independent films these days. "
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" Shooting a movie isn't good for a sleep disorder. "
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Good
Disorder
" Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage. "
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Stage
" I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear. "
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Fear
" In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. "
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" You have to be delusional to be a comedian. "
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" I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth. "
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" Sometimes I take this women's exercise class called Core Fusion at a place called Exhale. I shouldn't say it's a women's class. There's maybe two men. "
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" Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. "
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" My last name has the word 'big' in it. It seems like a logical progression that if you shed away the Bir and the lia, I'll just be Big. "
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" I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It's like, 'Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?' David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I'm just a nobody. I'm a comedian and a writer. "
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" I am intimidating no one in America. No one feels like they are below me in any way. They feel like they are absolutely either at or above my level and 100-percent comfortable talking to me. "
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" Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams. "
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" I just don't give off a great first impression. "
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" I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. "
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" I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal. "
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" I got out of school in 2000, and I always wanted to be on 'This American Life,' since I first started telling stories. And that, I mean, that show is a little bit of a fortress. It's really hard to get stuff on that show. "
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" If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all around me that I've got to break through, like a brick wall or a fortress. "
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" People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal. "
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" I have a following, but it's small. I have this level of fame where people spot me in the airport, consistently, but they always think they're the only one who ever has. People will think they win a prize when they recognize me. "
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" If you're asked something on a movie set and you say 'I don't know,' you lose confidence in every department. What you need to say is 'I'll have that for you in five minutes.' "
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