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" Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" As a comedian, you want people to like you. That's part of why you're there in the first place: You have this unquenchable need to be liked, and then when you divert from that and take a chance at doing something that has moments of fierce unlikeability, you can hit some real low points. "
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" Shooting a movie isn't good for a sleep disorder. "
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" Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.' "
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" The thing with film is that it's so wide-reaching compared to comedy. When I release my comedy special, half a million people will see it. If I release a movie, five to ten million people will see it. "
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" Once you know how to make a movie, you can't not make a movie. "
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" When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. "
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" You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. "
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" When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish. "
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" I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It's like, 'Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?' David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I'm just a nobody. I'm a comedian and a writer. "
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Nobody
Mad
" It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back. "
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Homework
Down
People
" Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you. "
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Place
People
You
" How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer. "
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Up
Ride
People
" I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. "
Mike Birbiglia
Funny
Yourself
Your
" Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me. "
Mike Birbiglia
You
Say
People
" When I started out, I really struggled as a comic because no one knew who I was, and sometimes I was telling stories, so it would take a while for people to get on board for things. "
Mike Birbiglia
People
Started
Out
" Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell anyone.' But not about creepy things. I don't want to lead you down the wrong path. It would be about insignificant things. Like, I wouldn't make the soccer team, and my father would say, 'Don't tell anyone.' "
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Soccer
Team
Father
" Making a film is beyond exciting. It's so exciting, it's exhausting. "
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Beyond
Film
Making
" My wife and I always comment that our lives are relatively mundane. She's a writer as well, I'm a writer, we spend most of our time writing, and kind of going to yoga in Brooklyn. "
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Wife
" There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. "
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Time
Funny
" I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free. "
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Situation
Free
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" You get to the end of something, you're laughing, you're like, 'That's funny, and that's funny,' and then you get to the end, and the credits come down, and you're like, 'That's it?! That's the whole thing?! You had me here for that?!' I just don't want to do that. "
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" The Hollywood model is to develop scripts for 10 years, sell them, transfer them, attach this actor, then attach a director. This isn't what I'm about. I'm much more of a creator and a doer. "
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Years
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" I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like Jonathan Nolan, who co-wrote 'The Dark Knight' with Chris, his brother. He wrote 'The Prestige,' the story for 'Memento.' "
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Who
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" I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. "
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Broadway
Bullets
Pretty
" I'm incapable of feeling any joy. "
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Any
Joy
Incapable
" One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace. "
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Terms
" Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea. "
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Things
People
" Essentially, retweets are like laughs. "
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" Once you've made your first feature, you know what you can do wrong and how hard it is to shoot a feature. Before you do it, you just don't know how hard it is. Once you've done it, when you're writing a second one, it's almost like you're preparing, and it's almost holding you back. "
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