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" I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living. "

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" It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about. "

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" 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you. "

" In 2004 I had the fortune - or the misfortune - of playing John Kerry. It was hard because I think the best impressions exaggerate someone's most well-known quality. And exaggerating gravitas is very hard to pull off. "

" I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. "

" I want people to know my political point of view. There's an appetite for that, almost an expectation. I also want to make people laugh, but I wouldn't want to do it at the expense of my point of view. "

" I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. "

" I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy. "

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" My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. "

" Politicians don't say no to cameras very often. "

" People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly. "

" I don't get the conga line started. I'm not a great choice if the goal of the evening is just a celebration. But if we're going to talk about what's been going on lately, then I can bring something to the table. "

" I always thought I'd be a father. "

" Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. "

" Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. "

" Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. "

" It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. "

" I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind. "

" People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces. "

" People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. "

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" I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.' "

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" The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the awareness and ability to make jokes about himself before comedians can. That's a page almost every politician should try to take from his book. "

" I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths. "