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" 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you. "
Seth Meyers
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" My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone. "
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" I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste. "
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" I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. "
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" I would love to interview Sean Spicer. "
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Sean
" In 2004 I had the fortune - or the misfortune - of playing John Kerry. It was hard because I think the best impressions exaggerate someone's most well-known quality. And exaggerating gravitas is very hard to pull off. "
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" The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the awareness and ability to make jokes about himself before comedians can. That's a page almost every politician should try to take from his book. "
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" When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. "
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" I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind. "
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Throw
" I'm not a tortured soul. "
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Soul
Tortured
" Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. "
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" I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths. "
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" My parents introduced me to 'SNL,' Monty Python, and Richard Pryor probably way earlier than they had any right to. "
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Way
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Than
" I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.' "
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" The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. "
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" It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try. "
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" I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. "
Seth Meyers
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" My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. "
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" My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class. "
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Beautiful
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Age
" Politicians don't say no to cameras very often. "
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Politicians
" I want people to know my political point of view. There's an appetite for that, almost an expectation. I also want to make people laugh, but I wouldn't want to do it at the expense of my point of view. "
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" Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke. "
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" It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. "
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" It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. "
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Weird
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Me
" The hands are the feet of the arms. "
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Arms
" It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about. "
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" I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living. "
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" People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. "
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