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" I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.' "
Seth Meyers
More
Fun
Never
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" People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces. "
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" When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. "
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" I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. "
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" I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. "
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" The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry. "
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" I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy. "
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" I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living. "
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" It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try. "
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" Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. "
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" I don't get the conga line started. I'm not a great choice if the goal of the evening is just a celebration. But if we're going to talk about what's been going on lately, then I can bring something to the table. "
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" Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. "
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" It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. "
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" I was very much aiming to go into movies eventually, like a lot of 'SNL' people. But, soon after I arrived, all these really good actors started, like Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg, and I thought, 'If I were casting a movie, I would put all of them in it over me.' "
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" My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class. "
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