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" I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet! "

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" A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever. "

" Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president. "

" Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you're a genius. "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "

" My parenting heroes are the Obamas! They've been married for so long, and it looks like they're having fun, and their kids are down to earth, well-adjusted, and smart. They seem to have a strong family unit that I would like to emulate in my life. "

" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" Those that don't know that I've gone through so many IVF treatments, and I've gone through six cycles to get this child, that's on its way via surrogate, biological child - and it's been great. "

" You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20? "

" Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I've moved up. "

" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "

" I don't understand if it was, like, Palestinians were here, then it was called Israel, and that's the problem, or they never had their land. Everyone just goes back and forth. So it seems like everyone can just have a piece... call the whole thing something else. "

" How can we bridge the gap between... African-American males and white cops? "

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" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "

" I actually started my YouTube channel by accident! I was growing a fan base without even knowing it, and it's all in my book 'Is You Okay?' "

" My biggest challenges when I first started out were not having a computer or camera or Wi-Fi! The computer and the camera had to be borrowed, and there were times that I used the computer at the library, and I literally sat outside people's houses to steal their Internet connections. "

" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" Learn to cook. The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, whether for a friend or a significant other. "

" Sometimes online, there are what we call trolls or bullies that want to leave negative comments. That's just because they feel bad about themselves, and they want to spread that. "

" If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and be on time! You never know who you're talking to - the waitress today could be the producer tomorrow, so it pays to be kind to everyone. "

" She is always going to be Diana Ross; she doesn't have to put out another album to keep at it. I'm not Diana, but people know me from the stuff that I've done. And that stuff, those videos, live forever and will continue to be discovered by a new users. "

" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "

" My momma says whenever you go to somebody's house, you have to give them something. Don't come empty-handed. "

" I grew up in Florida, and I have a lot of friends, close friends, who are Cuban-Americans, and I have heard the stories of their families escaping, and some of them didn't even make it to come to the United States for a better life to get away from the Castros. "

" I'm usually - I'm working by myself. "

" I'm doing it. I'm going to become a mom. "

" I'm known for being silly and fun and lighthearted. "

" Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree! "

" When I met Mrs. Clinton, I met the mom that she is, I met the daughter that she is, I met the grandma that she is. "