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" I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens. "

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" A website can be very time-intensive, but I'd love to have one where people can contribute to it - like invent islands and make their own flags, and their own laws. I think that'd be kind of fun. "

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" Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. "

" I love stage work. The thing about plays is that they're perfectible. With film, you shoot that take and maybe another. During 'Spamalot,' I rewrote Act II three times. "

" I will jump on anybody's private plane at the drop of a hat. I'm an old-fashioned lower-middle-class boy. "

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" I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week. "

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" Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it. "

" John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it. "

" I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot's done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit. "

" I have been very blessed in my life and rewarded with good friends and good health. I am grateful and happy to be able to share this. "

" I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. "

" It's such fun to take a lot of people and create something silly. "

" You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person. "

" I was thrilled to win a Tony in 2005 for 'Spamalot'. "

" I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke. "

" Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have. "

" No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. "

" I'm drawn to things that aren't particularly popular at the time. I don't know why. "

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" I never think in terms of target audience. I try to write what makes me laugh, so I'm the target audience. I guess I just hope there's another person in America like me. "

" The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester? "

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" Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead. "

" People can tell the truth much more freely when they're apparently lying. "

" Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms. "