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" That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money. "

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" I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. "

" People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. "

" I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty. "

" I'm not used to getting good reviews. "

" My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. "

" My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out. "

" I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe. "

" I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events. "

" Even at my peak, I never went too over the top. "

" I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get. "

" I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know? "

" Everywhere I go, people know who I am. "

" I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me. "

" The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. "

" Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. "

" Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. "

" I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time. "

" When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing. "

" When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did. "

" When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that. "

" Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. "

" I miss working with great actors, working with great directors. "

" I don't think any of us would be who we are if our parents weren't who they were. People that are in show business, and their parents are not in show business, their parents probably motivated them to get in show business. "

" Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living. "

" Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. "

" The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand? "

" In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool. "

" The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me. "

" When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized. "

" 'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. "