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" Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.' "
Matthew Perry
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" I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. "
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" In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands. "
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" I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people. "
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" If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. "
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" I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh. "
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" I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that. "
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" As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible. "
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" I would love to have kids one day. In fact, I'm pretty good with them. I grew up with five half-siblings, the youngest of whom is 11 years younger than me, so I think I learned some pretty cool parenting skills quite early on in life. "
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" They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well. "
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" 'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again. "
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" I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy. "
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" The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.' "
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" It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles. "
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" If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50. "
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" I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway. "
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" I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. "
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" I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be. "
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" Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it. "
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" I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. "
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" My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others. "
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" When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me. "
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" My feeling on therapy is it's a luxury, and if you're fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that's fortunate and you should go for it. "
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" I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby! "
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" Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. "
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" I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I'm their godfather, and that's one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them. "
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" I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show. "
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