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" I went through puberty late. I was a little, little, tiny kid. I was still growing in college. "
Rob Riggle
Kid
College
Growing
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" As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.' "
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" I just love the Corps. I love the brotherhood, the camaraderie. I thank anyone in uniform who serves their fellow man. I love this country for so many reasons. We have such a great country here, and it's worth defending, and it's worth sacrificing for. "
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" When you're leading Marines, you don't screw around, so the comedy is limited in uniform. And when you're a comedian, you can't be heavy handed and come across with tales of gore or material that people won't understand, so I try to keep them separate. "
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" Honestly, you could beat me, torture me - just don't bore me. "
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Me
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" You get to really master the emotion of humility as a Chiefs fan. "
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You
Emotion
" I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating. "
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Better
" I like boysenberry. I have no idea what it is. And it sounds like poison - which is terrifying - but you can't hold a name against a flavor. If you did that, everyone would hate Crunchberries. "
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You
" I knew I wanted to try comedy and acting. Even if I failed, at least I would have tried. It's better than never having tried. "
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Try
Better
Comedy
" In high school, I was voted 'Most Humorous' in my senior class. "
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Senior
High
Class
" I can't quote stats from another decade. I've got friends that can do that. But I am a huge sports fan. In fact, I enjoy all sports, and when I enjoy a game for five minutes, I'm in it for the whole thing. Plus, I do have some teams I loyally follow. "
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Game
Enjoy
" I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights. "
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Laugh
People
Mouth
" Hopefully, I'm not stealing scenes from other actors, because then they won't want to work with me. "
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Stealing
Work
Want
" When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not. "
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Feel
Time
" I've always been a fan of comedy. I've always enjoyed it. It's something I'm very passionate about; it's like lifeblood to me. I had to pursue it. I thought I had a little bit of talent, and if I could make a living at it, I would do it. It's worked out so far. "
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" When the folks at Holiday Inn Express handed me a pancake with my very own face on it, I knew I had finally made it. Then, I grabbed a knife and fork, and tucked into my face. And I'm happy to report: I'm delicious. "
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Me
Holiday
Own
" I hope this doesn't sound harsh, but if you're not constantly craving breakfast every second of every day, you're not a real American. Y'know what, let's throw the Canadians in there, too. "
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American
You
Hope
" People who drive slow in the left lane on the highway! Are you kidding me? Don't you see everybody passing you, honking and flipping you off? It's not because everyone else is crazy, it's because you're driving slow in the fast lane, you jerk! OMG! It makes me crazy! "
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Drive
You
People
" For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop. "
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Playing
Keep
" When I put on my Marine cover, I'm a Marine, and I act accordingly. "
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Cover
Accordingly
" You never want to just be outrageous for outrageous' sake 'cause then it doesn't work, and it's not believable. You want to be as true to whatever character you're playing. "
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Character
You
" What's my favorite food besides pancakes? I guess it would be flapjacks, followed closely by hotcakes. After that, crepes... but thick crepes. Y'know, like, pancake-thick. "
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Favorite
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Guess
" I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed. "
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Think
Play
" We can't ask the men and women of this country to go do things for us and then, when they get home, forget about them. It's not part of the deal. "
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Women
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" Whenever I'm given a chance to support veterans' initiatives, I try to do that. Children and veterans - if they're involved, you can pretty much count me in. "
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" Changing the conversation about how Americans perceive veterans is really important. These are hardworking, dedicated, innovative people who deserve quality employment when they return home from their military service. "
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Veterans
" Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, those guys mean so much to me because I watched those guys and how they transform and watch the commitment to what they do. I admire them. "
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Commitment
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" I've always been cast in authority roles; I think because I have that presence... Comedically, I can play against that pretty well. I enjoy playing that arrogant ignorance. That's one of my favorite games to play in comedy. "
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Think
Play
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" I always try to stick to the script because I want to respect the writers, and I want to respect the director. But if the director and my fellow actors are okay with me playing with it a little bit, then I definitely want to play with it. "
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Want
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" I need a coffee, I'm a cold coffee guy. That's how I do. "
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Need