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" I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. "
Kathy Griffin
Comedy
Going
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" The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. "
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" I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. "
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" I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. "
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" So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. "
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" I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. "
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" Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. "
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" My act is based on my life. "
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" Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. "
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" I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. "
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" If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. "
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" I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. "
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" I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. "
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" I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. "
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" Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. "
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Well
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" That's life when you're on the D-list. "
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" I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. "
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" Have I gone too far? "
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Gone
" Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. "
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Kid
" The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. "
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Who
Know
" I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. "
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" I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list. "
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Still
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" No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. "
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" Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. "
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Comedian
I Am