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" It feels like we're always juggling many pieces of information at once or trying out many personas at once. It makes life slightly nonlinear. "

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" I don't want to monitor my audience too closely, as that can really drive you crazy. "

" I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface. "

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" There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind. "

" When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much. "

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