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" It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing. "
Terry Pratchett
Doing
Rather
Someone
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" I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while. "
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" Sooner or later we're all someone's dog. "
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" Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. "
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" The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop. "
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" The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. "
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" Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death. "
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" You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake. "
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" I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro. "
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" It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational - and I'm speaking the written science fiction, not 'Star Trek.' Science fiction writers tend to fill their books if they're clever with little bits of interesting stuff and real stuff. "
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" In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper. "
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Book
Character
" I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about being an author - standing there at your mother's funeral, but you don't switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill. "
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Parents
Mother
" Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. "
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Care
Me
" In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. "
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Ancient
Cats
" Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. "
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Hands
Up
Always
" I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things. "
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Really
Things
" Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government. "
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Government
Angry
" Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. "
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Sign
Sure
Marks
" When you read, I'm sure you don't realize that your eyes are going backwards and forwards and to this place and that place. Mine don't do that. "
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Place
Backwards
Eyes
" When you're all singing together, it brings things together. I know the songs that my grandfather and my father sang. "
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Singing
Together
You
" Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in the Willows' and read it and I thought this is weird, Rat, Mole, Toad and my first ever Bolshie thought - you know about 'The Wind in the Willows.' "
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Me
" In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to write mine down and remember them, but at some point you have to apply the bum to the seat and knock out about sixty five thousand words - that's how long a novel is. "
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People
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" It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in God's waiting room. "
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Home
Help
Medical
" Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
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Rest
Fire
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" Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'm a writer. What do I do? Sit there watching my wife clean up?' I don't know. I like being a writer. "
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" This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. "
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Lane
" Freedom without limits is just a word. "
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Without
" I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs. "
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" It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death. "
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" By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom. "
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" I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz. "
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