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" Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. "

" Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. "

" I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. "

" We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. "

" Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. "

" They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. "

" If you're playing a good guy, you show some darkness. If you're playing a dark guy, you show something different, like humor, that will mix it up and hopefully surpass the audience's expectations. What I'm battling all the time is complacency in the audience. I try to bring a little mystery to what might happen because that engages people more. "

" The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. "

Franklin D. Roosevelt

" I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. "

" People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail. "

" I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. "

" Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. "

" Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. "

" Humor is the most engaging cowardice. "

" I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. "

Anne Wilson Schaef

" Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. "

" Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. "

" Nothing like a little judicious levity. "

Robert Louis Stevenson

" Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. "

" I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. "

" I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening. "

Melissa Etheridge

" Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face! "

" Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it. "

" I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers. "

" The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. "

" I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? "

" Humor is an antidote to all ills. "

" My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. "

" If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? "

" When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? "