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" Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. "

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" A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. "

" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

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" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. "

" The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. "

" Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. "

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

" I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. "

" Wit is the lowest form of humor. "

" Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. "

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" A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say. "

" Laughter is an instant vacation. "

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" I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. "

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" Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. "

" I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. "

" I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. "

" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "

" The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. "

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" The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. "

" Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. "

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" Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. "

" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "

" I hang out with the 'nerdy' people - they have a different sense of humor than most kids. "

" You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV. "

" I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers. "

" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. "

" Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. "