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" Madonna was very cool. I thought she was really nice, really present, and she worked really, really hard... She didn't necessarily know our real names in real-life, because why should she? Who cares? Some of the cast were really offended, like, 'She doesn't even know my name!' I'm like, 'Who cares? Madonna's doing our show. It doesn't matter.' "

Megan Mullally

Cool

Doing

" There's kind of a double standard: if a musician decides they want to act, everybody falls over themselves. But if you're an actor and you have a band, everyone's, 'Ugh, disgusting! It's a vanity project.' "

" All I know is Karen is besties with Donny and Melania. "

Megan Mullally

Know

" Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox. "

Megan Mullally

Said

" Karen was always such a lawless rebel: carrying a gun in her purse, flirting with 14-year-old boys. She's the worst. You know that horrible guy Milo Yiannopoulos? She has about as many redeeming qualities as he has. "

" People get up and say, 'I didn't prepare a speech because I didn't think I would win.' Well, that's dumb. "

" I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone. "

" I can understand everybody associates me with Karen, but beyond that, I think after time passes and a few years go by, that sort of becomes a non-issue. That character is far - I mean really, all the characters I've played are pretty far away from what I'm really like. "

Megan Mullally

Character

Time

" Speaking theoretically, in a completely made-up world where 'Will & Grace' is coming back to NBC for 10 episodes - just in that made-up world - it couldn't be a better time. I think more so now than even when we started! And who would have ever - I mean, it's heinous that it's because Donald Trump is the president-elect. "

" I get offered stuff that I don't really want to do, so hopefully, I'm just kind of waiting for the right thing. "

" My favorite thing to do is just stay home with the dogs and read or watch movies and be together. "

" Nick's just from this very Norman Rockwell-ish family. They're very 'American Gothic,' and his parents are so kind, and they're not brash people; they're very soft spoken, salt of the earth. "

" We do jigsaw puzzles. Here's a pro tip: Listen to an audiobook while doing it. "

" Nick was cast first in both 'Smashed' and 'Kings.' "

" Nobody's ever kept their sitcom character going after the show's off the air. "

" I think a lot of actors, maybe who have been on a hit show and been lucky enough to get successful, might say 'no' more than I do. And maybe that's good, maybe that's smart. I don't know. "

" Nobody knows I sing. Even though I've done Broadway musicals. I would only pick it over acting because it's such a pure form of emotional expression. "

" Selling a band predicated on nothing is always an interesting proposition, and of course, the fact of the matter is that I really started out in music before I ever acted, and I've done a ton of singing. "

" There were some articles written about our marriage, mythologising it, making it into the greatest love story ever told. "

" Karen is like RuPaul - she's a character. It never occurred to me until now, but she is! "

" Nick can get up on stage and just wing it, whereas I would have to be taken to a mental institution. "

Megan Mullally

Get

Just

" Actors talking about themselves. Nothing better! "

" That's all you ever want - to do your job well enough that people on the other end are happy. "

" The ratio of celebrity divorces is probably about the same as non-celebrity divorces; it's just that the non-celebrity divorces don't get a lot of public scrutiny, normally. "

" It's funny when you follow your own sort of bliss, then other people tend to respond in kind, meaning audiences. It's really weird how that works, but it does seem to apply to 'Nancy & Beth' especially. "

" I don't know other couples that work together a fraction as much as Nick and I do. We met in a play, and we've done TV and movies, and we just did 'Annapurna,' our off-Broadway show, and we've done theater together several times, so it's just a little bit of everything. "

" Nick gets carsick if he's not driving - plus, he's basically a walking atlas. He can drive around any city without a map, which works out fine for me because I just become our entertainment director and pick out which audio book we'll listen to next. "

" You can't really be super conservative and continue to keep your audience, but at least the audience that we attract comes with a certain level of naughtiness. "

" I lived in Chicago in the early '80s and did a ton of theater, and then Nick lived there in the '90s and did a ton of theater. Then we both moved to L.A. and did a ton of television. "

" People who have theater or sketch-comedy backgrounds seem to be more, you know, our speed. Like Amy Poehler and Will Arnett - we double date. "