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" Moms are always looking for content that's clean and fun - and that you don't mind watching over and over. "

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" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through. "

" My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times. "

" I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn. "

" Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you're a genius. "

" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "

" Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also. "

" My goal is to keep the child alive. Once she starts talking, I'll listen, but I know that I'll need to join some mommy groups and ask people for help. "

" Sometimes online, there are what we call trolls or bullies that want to leave negative comments. That's just because they feel bad about themselves, and they want to spread that. "

" Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I've moved up. "

" I'm usually - I'm working by myself. "

" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" Rob Lowe said something negative about me. I'm like, 'What? Thank you! I didn't even know that you knew who I was; now you do.' I appreciate it. You're still hot, so what do I care? "

" A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up. "

" I want to be, like, a fertility minister. Like, someone who takes you by the hand and tells you that it'll be OK. "

" Sometimes she wants her pacifier, and other times, she doesn't even want it near her. She's very strong and determined. She's always trying to stand, and she was born with her eyes open, so she's ready to go. "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "

" I grew up in Florida, and I have a lot of friends, close friends, who are Cuban-Americans, and I have heard the stories of their families escaping, and some of them didn't even make it to come to the United States for a better life to get away from the Castros. "

" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "

" Parents today are self-absorbed. They don't care what anyone thinks or even what their children think. There is less focus on discipline, integrity, boundaries, fairness, honesty and spirituality. "

" Learn to cook. The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, whether for a friend or a significant other. "

" I'm doing it. I'm going to become a mom. "

" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "

" I've learned how to exist and get work done when you're exhausted. I've finally gotten to that level, because at first I had no idea how I was going to do it. "

" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "

" I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm having a girl! Baby weaves and green lipstick, here we come! "

" There are so many great YouTubers who might have a hit, but they come and they go. Maintaining and being here, just being able to relate to what's going on and putting my spin on the world, I bring not my age, but my my wisdom, and that's something some of the younger ones can't contribute. "