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" Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you're a genius. "

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" It took three years from talking about it, to meeting with Wendie Wilson-Miller from 'Gifted Journeys' Surrogacy, to finding the right doctor, to doing the egg retrieval and finding the right surrogate. "

" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "

" I only started uploading on YouTube because I was having trouble one day uploading a video on my blog. "

" Someone is always taking a video of me or snapping a photo. "

" You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20? "

" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "

" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "

" A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up. "

" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm having a girl! Baby weaves and green lipstick, here we come! "

" Parents today are self-absorbed. They don't care what anyone thinks or even what their children think. There is less focus on discipline, integrity, boundaries, fairness, honesty and spirituality. "

" I'm bringing reading back. I'm making reading great again! "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "

" Everything isn't just gonna be okay. It doesn't just have to be good. "

" She is always going to be Diana Ross; she doesn't have to put out another album to keep at it. I'm not Diana, but people know me from the stuff that I've done. And that stuff, those videos, live forever and will continue to be discovered by a new users. "

" My mom told me, 'Make sure you do everything you want to do before you have kids.' So that's what I was doing. But biologically, the body is just like, 'Well, you should have done it.' "

" I do believe that O'Zell needs a sibling. She needs to have someone to play with. "

" My biggest challenges when I first started out were not having a computer or camera or Wi-Fi! The computer and the camera had to be borrowed, and there were times that I used the computer at the library, and I literally sat outside people's houses to steal their Internet connections. "

" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I've moved up. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" Sometimes online, there are what we call trolls or bullies that want to leave negative comments. That's just because they feel bad about themselves, and they want to spread that. "

" My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah. "

" My parenting heroes are the Obamas! They've been married for so long, and it looks like they're having fun, and their kids are down to earth, well-adjusted, and smart. They seem to have a strong family unit that I would like to emulate in my life. "

" I have three family members who are in the law enforcement. "

" I don't understand if it was, like, Palestinians were here, then it was called Israel, and that's the problem, or they never had their land. Everyone just goes back and forth. So it seems like everyone can just have a piece... call the whole thing something else. "