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" I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm having a girl! Baby weaves and green lipstick, here we come! "

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" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "

" Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. "

" What I hear is that people think of me as their cousin or their sister or somebody they want to hang out with. "

" My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times. "

" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "

" I do believe that O'Zell needs a sibling. She needs to have someone to play with. "

" Somehow, this child is gonna show me what to do, because I thought maybe I'll grow up by then, but no. I still just want to play around in my Crocs and tutus, so I don't know. "

" I get it that the media is going to show the worst part, because that's the part that people want to see. But they have not represented Israel or Palestine, however people want to call it, they haven't represented it well at all. Go to the beach! You won't know this place from California. "

" Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through. "

" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "

" The surrogate is feeling pregnant! And a little sick. She thinks it's a girl. "

" Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree! "

" My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah. "

" It'd be nice if people consider me somewhat of an ambassador. "

" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "

" I'm usually - I'm working by myself. "

" So many times I should've stopped or could've stopped and didn't stop... So many kinds of people can get depressed and sad, and you know what? Everyone has that talent, that gift. "

" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "

" I'm known for being silly and fun and lighthearted. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great. "

" She is always going to be Diana Ross; she doesn't have to put out another album to keep at it. I'm not Diana, but people know me from the stuff that I've done. And that stuff, those videos, live forever and will continue to be discovered by a new users. "

" Everything isn't just gonna be okay. It doesn't just have to be good. "

" I want to be, like, a fertility minister. Like, someone who takes you by the hand and tells you that it'll be OK. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" I only started uploading on YouTube because I was having trouble one day uploading a video on my blog. "

" Those that don't know that I've gone through so many IVF treatments, and I've gone through six cycles to get this child, that's on its way via surrogate, biological child - and it's been great. "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "