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" My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in. "

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" I love meeting new people. "

" My dad likes to tease me over this. We weren't there at Fenway, and it wasn't a consequential game, but Trot Nixon let a ball go through his legs, and from that moment on, I hated Trot Nixon. Really irrational. Based in nothing. But did not like him. "

" The truth is, the NFL will never respect women and their opinions as long as the media it answers to doesn't. I'm ready when you are, Fox. "

" I live in New York City, but I live in Hoboken because it's cheaper there, and I can own a condo. "

" I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years. "

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" I am not going to say I have never spoken with Bill Simmons because I have. I respect him greatly. "

" You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. "

" I have no other network to compare it to, but FOX has treated me lovely. "

" A lot of people like to justify women's supporting role in sports media by saying, 'Well, they've never played the game, so they just aren't qualified to speak about it.' "

" I think the vision for FOX is to have a network full of people who have opinions as opposed to people who say news. If my message doesn't fit in, but I get that platform, then I'm reaching the people who most need to hear it. "

" Women in sports television are allowed to read headlines, patrols sidelines, and generally facilitate conversation for their male colleagues. Sometimes, they even let us monitor the Internet from a couch. "

" It is very easy to try to type cosmopolitan.com and accidentally type foxsports.com, if you just got your nails done. "

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" I was like, 'I want to start a blog to get my ideas out and keep my brain working so in five years I'm not an idiot.' "

" Am I the next Bill Simmons? I don't think so. I haven't built a media property. He's the best at finding voices he likes and paying people money to work for him. "

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" 'Guyism' wanted a daily video series. They told me they were planning on hiring a girl and then hiring someone to write all her jokes. Then they figured it would be easier just to get me, so they offered me $750 a month to do it, which turned into an offer to move to New York and do it full-time for $30,000 a year. "

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