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" My whole life has a Jewish flavour. "
Patrick Marber
Whole
Jewish
Life
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" I have the comedian's fear of bottles flying. I've never been bottled off, but I have had things thrown at me. Bag of crisps. And there's still a part of me, when I sit in an audience, that thinks people are going to start heckling the play. "
Patrick Marber
Fear
Start
People
" The trite answer is that everything is true but none of it happened. It is emotionally true, but the events, the plotting, the narrative, isn't true of my life, though I've experienced most of the emotions experienced by the characters in the play. "
Patrick Marber
Life
Emotions
My Life
" I used to go with my parents and loved it, I was in school plays, and I started reading plays before I started reading novels. I'll defend it to the hilt. When theatre is good it is fabulous. "
Patrick Marber
Parents
School
Good
" I think I write serious comedies. I would love to be able to write for pure pleasure, but the undertow is always loneliness. "
Patrick Marber
Think
Always
Loneliness
" I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these characters, and I can see why they do what they do; sometimes they make some mistakes, but at heart I think they're decent. "
Patrick Marber
Heart
Mistakes
Myself
" Theatre is how I first encountered art on any level. "
Patrick Marber
Any
First
Art
" Almost every play is 10, 15 minutes too long. "
Patrick Marber
Every
Minutes
Long
" My dialogue probably reveals the paranoia of the stand-up: if you're not quick and interesting, they will be gone. "
Patrick Marber
You
Will
Dialogue
" I don't try to be likeable. The worst thing people do is present versions of themselves to the world that aren't real. "
Patrick Marber
World
Worst
Try
" When I'm on a train and see an empty pitch, it gives me a certain pleasure that I can't quite describe. It's to do with potential. "
Patrick Marber
Potential
Train
Pleasure
" When I couldn't write, I felt like a zombie. "
Patrick Marber
Zombie
Felt
Write
" Great comedy is always sadistic. "
Patrick Marber
Sadistic
Great
Always
" When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years. "
Patrick Marber
Early
Love
Love Life
" I think writing is a glorious and noble thing. "
Patrick Marber
Think
Glorious
I Think
" In 2012, I really thought, 'That's it. It's over. I've written what I can write.' "
Patrick Marber
Over
Really
Thought
" I come back to the theatre happily knowing that while it won't make me rich, it will provide me with fun. "
Patrick Marber
Knowing
Me
Rich
" I'm a Jew. I think of myself as a Jew first and Englishman second. "
Patrick Marber
First
Second
Think
" It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it. "
Patrick Marber
Film
Mean
Me
" Oh, I would love to be in Don Juan's shoes for a weekend. Not that I was ever handsome enough to be a Don Juan. "
Patrick Marber
Love
Shoes
Weekend
" I'd been to the Comedy Store, and I loved the terror of it and the way the best comedians could control the crowd. What confidence that would give you, if you could somehow survive. "
Patrick Marber
Best
You
Loved
" I hoped the dramatic power of the play would rest on that tension between elegant structure - the underlying plan is that you see the first and last meeting of every couple in the play - and inelegant emotion. "
Patrick Marber
Power
Rest
Meeting
" I'm constantly having to be vigilant with a depressive tendency, an addictive tendency. "
Patrick Marber
Having
Constantly
Addictive
" I dispute that 'Closer' is about betrayal. Betrayal is one of the elements. "
Patrick Marber
About
Closer
Elements
" Well, you just know, as a writer, I didn't really write one of the five best screenplays of the year. There were lots of brilliant screenplays; I was just one of the lucky ones who got nominated. "
Patrick Marber
Year
Know
Brilliant
" If I get anything out, producing anything, no matter whether it's good or not, I allow myself a little pat on the back. "
Patrick Marber
Good
Matter
Myself
" A part of me would like to see the money go to hospitals or housing, but I have benefited so greatly from funding for the National Theatre, which has been incredible. "
Patrick Marber
Go
Theatre
See
" I mean when the play was on in New York I was starting to get film offers coming through, and since the film's come out I get offered more than I used to, but it happens incrementally. "
Patrick Marber
New
New York
Film
" I did have a midlife crisis. "
Patrick Marber
Crisis
Did
" It's one of the reasons I don't do drugs. One sniff and I'd go all the way. "
Patrick Marber
Reasons
Way
Sniff
" I know it's a film and all of that, and it's a Hollywood film, but it kind of feels like this sometimes, when you're in pain and it hurts, and you're desperate. Or you are about to cross some moral line and it's so seductive and you just do... and all that. "
Patrick Marber
Know
You
Sometimes