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" Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion. "

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" I'm a fixer, unfortunately. I'm like, 'Oh, I can fix you.' But it's not just guys I'm dating anymore. It's this entire legion of young girls who tell me they need me to maintain any sort of sanity or peace. "

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