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All Quotes by author - Garry Shandling
" Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think? "
Think
Reflection
Me
" But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. "
Funny
Love
Think
" Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. "
Television
First Time
Time
" Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling. "
End
You
Woman
" Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? "
Last
Something
Hiding
" Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. "
Uncomfortable
Party
Comfortable
" First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. "
Guy
Show
Likes
" Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids. "
Funny
My Life
Kind
" Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have. "
Man
Suffering
Feel
" I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session. "
Turtle
Moving
Reality
" I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. "
React
I Am
Am
" I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. "
Tenacious
Right
Pretty
" I'd like to do more acting. "
Like
Acting
More
" I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. "
Present
Without
Actor
" I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out. "
Mother
Judge
Man
" I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal beliefs. I think America is dancing on thin ice. But I think it's bigger even than a political issue. I wonder about the evolution of the human race and spirit and what our goals and reasons for living are. "
Political
Goals
America
" I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.' "
Me
Enjoy
Stop
" I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not the quantity. "
Quality
Time
Feel
" I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there. "
Think
Woman
Life
" I had no idea who I was when I started. I was frightened to death and had no natural performing skills. "
Idea
Skills
Started
" I have spent a lot of time studying the issue of relationships, how I grew up, my parents' influence on me. I've talked to a therapist,; I've looked inward spiritually at myself, and what it seems to come down to is that I'm a Sagittarius. Please don't make me reveal more than that. It's tough enough as it is. "
Tough
Time
Parents
" I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not. "
You
Audience
Direction
" I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer. "
Start
Car
Looking
" I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest. "
Happiest
Going
Like
" I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions. "
Way
Brain
Phone
" I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two. "
Men
Together
Love
" I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. "
Now
Dating
Unaware
" I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much. "
Party
Guy
Very
" I'm proud of Larry Sanders and proud of every single person who went on that journey. It's a very special show to me, and I've learned a lot of lessons from it. I need to find something where I can learn some more lessons, and then I'll do that project. "
Need
Journey
Learn
" I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. "
Needs
Know
Over
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