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" The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. "
Johnny Vegas
Treat
Rest
Myself
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" I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. "
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" Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. "
Taylor Caldwell
Never
Christmas
Alone
" One of my favorite traditions is that my sisters and I, we all wear the same pajamas. I've even still got some from when I was 6. Also, I'll always remember cooking together in the kitchen and that no matter how busy our schedules are, we are all together for Christmas. "
Bailee Madison
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Cooking
" Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want - and their kids pay for it. "
Richard Lamm
Want
Government
Time
" I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? "
Ian St. John
People
Dance
Award
" If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean? "
Al Jourgensen
Beer
Christmas
Tree
" 'I am a bad mother.' Every Christmas, this is what I think because the holiday season fills me with such anxiety. I'm sure that other mothers are happily baking cookies, decorating trees, and finding perfect gifts for everyone. "
Tess Gerritsen
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Trees
I Am
" I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. "
Johnny Vegas
Did
Had
Stand-Up
" I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing. "
Muddy Waters
Cake
Christmas
Morning
" I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. "
Johnny Vegas
Fan
Family
Seem
" Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other. "
Keith Thibodeaux
Other
Christmas
Drum
" It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year. "
Richard E. Grant
" Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused - in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened - by the recurrence of Christmas. "
Charles Dickens
Christmas
Time
Mind
" There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure. "
Johnny Vegas
Spiritual
Us
You
" I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didn't believe them. "
Frances Farmer
Sunday
Think
School
" At the age of 12, my parents gave me a chemistry set for Christmas, and experimentation soon became a consuming passion in my life. "
John Vane
Passion
Me
Life
" Contemplating Christmas when you are isolated and far from home brings its own unique pain. "
Amanda Lindhout
Pain
You
Unique
" Nothing is as peaceful as when Christmas is over, when one has been forgiven for everything and can be normal again. "
Tove Jansson
Christmas
Normal
Nothing
" In London the day after Christmas (Boxing Day), it began to snow: my first snow in England. For five years, I had been tactfully asking, 'Do you ever have snow at all?' as I steeled myself to the six months of wet, tepid gray that make up an English winter. 'Ooo, I do remember snow,' was the usual reply, 'when I were a lad.' "
Sylvia Plath
Winter
Christmas
Remember
" I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune. "
Johnny Vegas
History
Clever
American
" To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. "
John Tesh
Christmas
Ministry
Understand
" Everyone knows that there are some odors that send you directly back to memories of your childhood - odors from Christmas time and so forth. "
May-Britt Moser
Memories
Childhood
Christmas
" When I was five years old, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. My mom played the piano, and Dad played the saxophone badly. But that Christmas morning, I remember we all played together, and I thought it was the greatest day ever. "
Garry Marshall
Parents
Mom
Me
" At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special. "
Kevin Richardson
Christmas
House
Like
" Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values. "
Thomas S. Monson
Time
People
Joy
" The sight of people sleeping on the streets hits us hardest around Christmas and New Year. We see them camped out alone on the freezing concrete, and we think, with a rush of guilt, about heading home to our families and our soft beds. "
John Niven
Christmas
Home
Think
" But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. "
Trishelle Cannatella
Card
Christmas
Calls
" Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. "
Lucinda Franks
Sweet
Wise
Night
" Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around. "
Bryan White
Christmas
Happy
Time
" Lyndon B. Johnson thought he'd have the boys home from Vietnam by Christmas - for four Christmases in a row (he never shifted course, and lost his presidency for it). "
Rick Perlstein
Home
Christmas
Lost