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" The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. "
Craig Brown
Hey
First
Your
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" My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. "
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" Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. "
Craig Brown
Looking Back
Childhood
Gift
" Traditionally, wake-up calls are meant to wake you up rather than send you to sleep: the clue is in the wording. But those who talk of wake-up calls tend to have an easy-going way with words. "
Craig Brown
Sleep
Way
Up
" Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to be admitted to the walled garden of good taste are discreet and pastel-hued. "
Craig Brown
Only
Over
Taste
" People think of waves as going in an orderly crash - whoosh - crash - whoosh, but in fact there are lots of different crashes and whooshes, all at different stages, and all going off at the same time. "
Craig Brown
Think
Waves
Time
" It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. "
Craig Brown
Lonely
Old Friends
Football
" As life goes on, we accrue more and more loseable objects. Providence dictates that objects that are too large to lose, such as houses, always come with tiny little keys, specially designed to give you the slip. "
Craig Brown
You
Always
Keys
" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
Craig Brown
Always
Town
Your
" Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster. "
Craig Brown
Tweeting
Medium
" You might think that religion was the one area in which professional jealousy would take a back seat. But no: ecclesiastical memoirs are as viperish as any, though their envy tends to cloak itself in piety. "
Craig Brown
Think
Religion
Jealousy
" Historians are the consummate hairdressers of the literary world: cooing in public, catty in private. "
Craig Brown
Historians
Public
World
" My father, a captain in the 5th Battalion of the Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders, landed in Normandy the day after D-Day. "
Craig Brown
Captain
Day
Father
" There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a television interview, often with microphone trailing. "
Craig Brown
Interview
Person
Television
" Speaking for myself, I spend a good ten minutes a day deciding whether or not to read the results of new surveys, and, once I have read them, a further five minutes deciding whether or not to take them seriously. "
Craig Brown
Results
Seriously
Myself
" Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game. "
Craig Brown
Grow
Clear
Will
" The best critics do not worry about what the author might think. That would be like a detective worrying about what a suspect might think. Instead, they treat the reader as an intelligent friend, and describe the book as honestly, and as entertainingly, as possible. "
Craig Brown
Think
Book
Treat
" How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable 'analysts.' "
Craig Brown
Beautiful
Little
Game
" One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun. "
Craig Brown
Joys
Many
Fun
" Whenever television cameras are interviewing people in their homes, I tend to look over their shoulders and have a good snoop at their living rooms. I am always astonished at how clean they all look, with nothing out of place or unnecessary or dropped down any old how. "
Craig Brown
Look
Good
I Am
" Some of the most untidy writers have also been the most productive. Iris Murdoch, for instance, wrote a good 30 books in a house strewn with rubbish. "
Craig Brown
House
Books
Good
" Poets, for example, are generally considered starry-eyed and sensitive, but only by those who have never encountered one. "
Craig Brown
Example
Only
Sensitive
" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
Craig Brown
Words
Life
Own
" Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away. "
Craig Brown
Away
Who
Spiders
" More often than not, theatre critics bubble with enthusiasm about plays that are, when all is said and done, really pretty average. "
Craig Brown
Said
Theatre
Done
" The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common. "
Craig Brown
Doing
You
Think
" Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time. "
Craig Brown
People
See
Time
" What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now. "
Craig Brown
Past
Interesting
Way
" Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger. "
Craig Brown
Men
Ask
Know
" Cleanliness is the scourge of art. "
Craig Brown
Scourge
Cleanliness
Art
" When I was young, I used to expect Parisians to wear little black berets, to bicycle about with strings of onions around their necks, and to brandish long sticks of bread, just like they used to do in school textbooks. "
Craig Brown
Black
School
Long