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" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
Craig Brown
Always
Town
Your
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" Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each player to run along after his ball and give it another whack before it stops rolling. "
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" Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process. "
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" Like the periwig and the bowler hat, the plus-four and the bow-tie, the blazer is on the way out, and those who persist in wearing it do so with a smattering of self-consciousness, a touch of obstinacy, even a pinch of camp. "
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" Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to slam the board shut and upset all the letters over the floor. "
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" Monopoly may also end in tears, but its tensions are cruder, lacking the infinitely subtle shadings of irritation and acrimony provided by Scrabble. "
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" When I was young, I used to expect Parisians to wear little black berets, to bicycle about with strings of onions around their necks, and to brandish long sticks of bread, just like they used to do in school textbooks. "
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" When I tell people I don't own a mobile phone and wouldn't know how to text, they react as though I have just confessed that I can't read. "
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" Women are more sensitive, more practical, more intelligent, more balanced, better able to deal with people, better cooks, better parents, better carers, better leaders, and so on and so forth. "
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" Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game. "
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Clear
Will
" More and more, I find that the news reads like a particularly random game of Consequences. "
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Find
Consequences
" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
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Life
Own
" In real life, nothing would be more tedious than trailing around after two strangers as they went house-hunting in Hertfordshire. But for some reason, television is more compelling than real life. "
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Television
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" As a rough rule of thumb, I would say the smaller the pond, the more belligerent the fish. "
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Pond
Fish
" The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the sun dapple our bedroom ceiling. "
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Sea
First
" One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun. "
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Many
Fun
" More often than not, theatre critics bubble with enthusiasm about plays that are, when all is said and done, really pretty average. "
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Theatre
Done
" Poets, for example, are generally considered starry-eyed and sensitive, but only by those who have never encountered one. "
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Example
Only
Sensitive
" In its heyday, the blazer had come to symbolise a kind of conventional decency. Yacht club commodores and school bursars wore blazers. People who played bowls wore blazers. "
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" Speaking for myself, I spend a good ten minutes a day deciding whether or not to read the results of new surveys, and, once I have read them, a further five minutes deciding whether or not to take them seriously. "
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Seriously
Myself
" As life goes on, we accrue more and more loseable objects. Providence dictates that objects that are too large to lose, such as houses, always come with tiny little keys, specially designed to give you the slip. "
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" The news is increasingly full of mismatched people saying daft things to one another. "
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" When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. "
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You
" Historians are the consummate hairdressers of the literary world: cooing in public, catty in private. "
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" Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. "
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" It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. "
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Football
" The best critics do not worry about what the author might think. That would be like a detective worrying about what a suspect might think. Instead, they treat the reader as an intelligent friend, and describe the book as honestly, and as entertainingly, as possible. "
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Book
Treat
" By and large, the artistic establishment disapproved of Margaret Thatcher. "
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Large
Establishment
Artistic
" People think of waves as going in an orderly crash - whoosh - crash - whoosh, but in fact there are lots of different crashes and whooshes, all at different stages, and all going off at the same time. "
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" The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. "
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