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" Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster. "
Craig Brown
Tweeting
Medium
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" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
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" Historians are the consummate hairdressers of the literary world: cooing in public, catty in private. "
Craig Brown
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" Monopoly may also end in tears, but its tensions are cruder, lacking the infinitely subtle shadings of irritation and acrimony provided by Scrabble. "
Craig Brown
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" You might think that religion was the one area in which professional jealousy would take a back seat. But no: ecclesiastical memoirs are as viperish as any, though their envy tends to cloak itself in piety. "
Craig Brown
Think
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Jealousy
" Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of those odd moth-like creatures who seem to combine extreme discomfort with the spotlight with an unstoppable compulsion to leap into it. "
Craig Brown
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" People think of waves as going in an orderly crash - whoosh - crash - whoosh, but in fact there are lots of different crashes and whooshes, all at different stages, and all going off at the same time. "
Craig Brown
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" How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable 'analysts.' "
Craig Brown
Beautiful
Little
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" I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way he looked me straight in the eye, too. "
Craig Brown
Handshake
Way
Eye
" Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws. "
Craig Brown
You
Beautiful
Faith
" Just as there is something about an empty skip that makes you want to fill it, so there is something about a full skip that makes you want to empty it. "
Craig Brown
Empty
You
Want
" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
Craig Brown
Always
Town
Your
" It is only if you happen to be a newscaster that the tongue-twister spells peril. "
Craig Brown
Spells
You
Peril
" When I was young, I used to expect Parisians to wear little black berets, to bicycle about with strings of onions around their necks, and to brandish long sticks of bread, just like they used to do in school textbooks. "
Craig Brown
Black
School
Long
" One of the tricks of life is to have sense and money in roughly equal proportions. "
Craig Brown
Money
Tricks
Sense
" Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game. "
Craig Brown
Grow
Clear
Will
" As life goes on, we accrue more and more loseable objects. Providence dictates that objects that are too large to lose, such as houses, always come with tiny little keys, specially designed to give you the slip. "
Craig Brown
You
Always
Keys
" Some people see life as a game of chess, while others prefer to see it as a game of cricket; but the longer I live, the more I think of it as a game of Consequences. "
Craig Brown
Game
Live
Life
" The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common. "
Craig Brown
Doing
You
Think
" Women are more sensitive, more practical, more intelligent, more balanced, better able to deal with people, better cooks, better parents, better carers, better leaders, and so on and so forth. "
Craig Brown
People
Women
Parents
" Speaking for myself, I spend a good ten minutes a day deciding whether or not to read the results of new surveys, and, once I have read them, a further five minutes deciding whether or not to take them seriously. "
Craig Brown
Results
Seriously
Myself
" Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger. "
Craig Brown
Men
Ask
Know
" Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time. "
Craig Brown
People
See
Time
" The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. "
Craig Brown
Hey
First
Your
" By and large, the artistic establishment disapproved of Margaret Thatcher. "
Craig Brown
Large
Establishment
Artistic
" In its heyday, the blazer had come to symbolise a kind of conventional decency. Yacht club commodores and school bursars wore blazers. People who played bowls wore blazers. "
Craig Brown
Club
Who
People
" The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the sun dapple our bedroom ceiling. "
Craig Brown
Sun
Sea
First
" Some of the most untidy writers have also been the most productive. Iris Murdoch, for instance, wrote a good 30 books in a house strewn with rubbish. "
Craig Brown
House
Books
Good
" As a rough rule of thumb, I would say the smaller the pond, the more belligerent the fish. "
Craig Brown
Thumb
Pond
Fish
" What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now. "
Craig Brown
Past
Interesting
Way
" Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to be admitted to the walled garden of good taste are discreet and pastel-hued. "
Craig Brown
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