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" There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. "
Julie Burchill
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" I'll declare my own interest right here at the start and admit that, like the vast majority of people, I find youthful looks appealing. "
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" A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men. "
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" I have experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from men, but I have also experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from women, usually when I failed to respond to their advances. "
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" Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable. "
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" It must be said that Brighton, unlike London, makes driving seem very appealing. Instead of glowering faces and angry horns on all sides, we have the coast road in front of us and the Sussex Downs just 10 minutes behind us. "
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" It is also interesting to note that the original supermodels are now making a comeback after being dismissed in the Nineties as being 'greedy' by a gaggle of male designers who lived like Sun Kings. "
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" Covering up, so far as I can see, is often the accompaniment to far more truly shameful behaviour than stripping off. "
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" Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man. "
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" But just think what a boring, bread-and-milk world this would be without the boastful. "
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" It's received wisdom that the English are uniquely child-unfriendly. "
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" Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to portray her as some sort of cross between Mother Teresa and Marilyn Monroe. "
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" As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women. "
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" Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one. "
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" Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable. "
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" As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be. "
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" I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. "
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" When I moved out of London 13 years ago, I found a whole other reason not to drive. This was because my new husband Dan, unlike my dad, did drive, and this became a great source of fun and adventure. "
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" Grooming oneself with all the crazed compulsion of an under-exercised lab rat in order to hook a rich man and obtain a lush lifestyle makes a certain (albeit seedy) sense. "
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" Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good; when they enter a spa or salon, it is purely a hair/nails thing, a prelude to an evening of guilt-free fun. "
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" Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs. "
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" In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it. "
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