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" Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. "

Judah Friedlander

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" I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan. "

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" I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show. "

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" I never wanted to be famous. "

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