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" Soccer and ping-pong are my two favorite sports to play. "
Judah Friedlander
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" I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity. "
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" Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back. "
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" Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night. "
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" I watch a movie or a T.V. show or whatever; if it's good, I like to watch it more than once, and it's always fun to catch something you didn't see initially. "
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" I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying. "
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" Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything. "
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" Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect. "
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Math
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" No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats. "
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" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "
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" I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan. "
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" I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show. "
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" I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night. "
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Driving
Car
City
" I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom. "
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Old Friends
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" Show business always tries to stereotype you, so that is something you have to fight against no matter who you are. A lot of actors who are of a minority background complain that they only get stereotyped roles, and they are 100 percent correct. However, it's also true that, no matter who you are, you get typecast as well. "
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" I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places. "
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" I am the greatest marital artist in the world. "
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World
I Am
Greatest
" You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator and find a hat tucked under some rotten food. I have a lot of hats. "
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Walk
Food
You
" I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. "
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Think
Uphill
I Think
" Sometimes '30 Rock' was a struggle because I'd be doing the show and still be doing stand-up full-time. "
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Sometimes
Doing
Rock
" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "
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" Before I started doing '30 Rock', I did about 25 movies. I'd always been doing stand-up every night, and then I would do, like, two to four movies a year. So I really liked doing that, and I want to get back to that, but because of the time commitment to '30 Rock', there's not much time to do that stuff. "
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Rock
Commitment
Movies
" As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real. "
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Real
Things
Think
" I've been doing stand-up since '89. "
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Stand-Up
Doing
Been
" If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. "
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You
Comedy
Confident
" I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong. "
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Extra
Belt
Dark
" I sort of have to self-censor sometimes. "
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Sort
Sometimes
" My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes. "
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Jokes
Pop Culture
Stories
" I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really. "
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Think
Going
High
" Paul Verhoeven might be my favorite director, and I'm serious. "
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Director
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Paul