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" When I tell people I don't own a mobile phone and wouldn't know how to text, they react as though I have just confessed that I can't read. "
Craig Brown
Own
Tell
React
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" Just as there is something about an empty skip that makes you want to fill it, so there is something about a full skip that makes you want to empty it. "
Craig Brown
Empty
You
Want
" One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun. "
Craig Brown
Joys
Many
Fun
" Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each player to run along after his ball and give it another whack before it stops rolling. "
Craig Brown
Said
Run
Moment
" Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to be admitted to the walled garden of good taste are discreet and pastel-hued. "
Craig Brown
Only
Over
Taste
" Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence. "
Craig Brown
Blazer
Complete
Confidence
" When I was a boy, I used to stay with a school friend in Bexhill, in Sussex, which was then well-known for being the town with more oldies than any other. Aged ten, I felt slightly embarrassed by this, though I'm not sure why. "
Craig Brown
More
Why
Stay
" Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to slam the board shut and upset all the letters over the floor. "
Craig Brown
Moral
Loser
Know
" As a rough rule of thumb, I would say the smaller the pond, the more belligerent the fish. "
Craig Brown
Thumb
Pond
Fish
" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
Craig Brown
Words
Life
Own
" Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away. "
Craig Brown
Away
Who
Spiders
" Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws. "
Craig Brown
You
Beautiful
Faith
" Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. "
Craig Brown
Comedy
Us
Time
" My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. "
Craig Brown
My Life
Life Is A
Art
" When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. "
Craig Brown
Car
Air
You
" Some of the most untidy writers have also been the most productive. Iris Murdoch, for instance, wrote a good 30 books in a house strewn with rubbish. "
Craig Brown
House
Books
Good
" You might think that religion was the one area in which professional jealousy would take a back seat. But no: ecclesiastical memoirs are as viperish as any, though their envy tends to cloak itself in piety. "
Craig Brown
Think
Religion
Jealousy
" In real life, nothing would be more tedious than trailing around after two strangers as they went house-hunting in Hertfordshire. But for some reason, television is more compelling than real life. "
Craig Brown
Life
Television
Strangers
" In its heyday, the blazer had come to symbolise a kind of conventional decency. Yacht club commodores and school bursars wore blazers. People who played bowls wore blazers. "
Craig Brown
Club
Who
People
" It strikes me that golf's great virtue is that it gets you out of the house, away from everyday bothers, away from the endless round of looking for this, that and the other. "
Craig Brown
House
Golf
Great
" Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time. "
Craig Brown
People
See
Time
" My father, a captain in the 5th Battalion of the Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders, landed in Normandy the day after D-Day. "
Craig Brown
Captain
Day
Father
" Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard. "
Craig Brown
Tennis
Trying
Look
" The news is increasingly full of mismatched people saying daft things to one another. "
Craig Brown
People
News
Saying
" Speaking for myself, I spend a good ten minutes a day deciding whether or not to read the results of new surveys, and, once I have read them, a further five minutes deciding whether or not to take them seriously. "
Craig Brown
Results
Seriously
Myself
" Cleanliness is the scourge of art. "
Craig Brown
Scourge
Cleanliness
Art
" The best critics do not worry about what the author might think. That would be like a detective worrying about what a suspect might think. Instead, they treat the reader as an intelligent friend, and describe the book as honestly, and as entertainingly, as possible. "
Craig Brown
Think
Book
Treat
" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
Craig Brown
Always
Town
Your
" All the wealthiest people in the U.S. seem compelled to brag about how humble they are. "
Craig Brown
Brag
About
How
" It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. "
Craig Brown
Lonely
Old Friends
Football
" Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. "
Craig Brown
Looking Back
Childhood
Gift