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" Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. "
Craig Brown
Comedy
Us
Time
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" Just as there is something about an empty skip that makes you want to fill it, so there is something about a full skip that makes you want to empty it. "
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" Whenever television cameras are interviewing people in their homes, I tend to look over their shoulders and have a good snoop at their living rooms. I am always astonished at how clean they all look, with nothing out of place or unnecessary or dropped down any old how. "
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" One of the tricks of life is to have sense and money in roughly equal proportions. "
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" More and more, I find that the news reads like a particularly random game of Consequences. "
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" Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger. "
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" When I was a boy, I used to stay with a school friend in Bexhill, in Sussex, which was then well-known for being the town with more oldies than any other. Aged ten, I felt slightly embarrassed by this, though I'm not sure why. "
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" When I was young, I used to expect Parisians to wear little black berets, to bicycle about with strings of onions around their necks, and to brandish long sticks of bread, just like they used to do in school textbooks. "
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" Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite. "
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" Some people see life as a game of chess, while others prefer to see it as a game of cricket; but the longer I live, the more I think of it as a game of Consequences. "
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Live
Life
" Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time. "
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" In its heyday, the blazer had come to symbolise a kind of conventional decency. Yacht club commodores and school bursars wore blazers. People who played bowls wore blazers. "
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Who
People
" Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. "
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Childhood
Gift
" The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house. "
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Hey
First
Your
" By and large, the artistic establishment disapproved of Margaret Thatcher. "
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Large
Establishment
Artistic
" My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. "
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" When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. "
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Car
Air
You
" Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence. "
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Blazer
Complete
Confidence
" The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the sun dapple our bedroom ceiling. "
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Sun
Sea
First
" What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now. "
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Past
Interesting
Way
" The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common. "
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Doing
You
Think
" It strikes me that golf's great virtue is that it gets you out of the house, away from everyday bothers, away from the endless round of looking for this, that and the other. "
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Golf
Great
" It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. "
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Old Friends
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" Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each player to run along after his ball and give it another whack before it stops rolling. "
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" Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away. "
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" For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. "
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Your
" Historians are the consummate hairdressers of the literary world: cooing in public, catty in private. "
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Public
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" There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a television interview, often with microphone trailing. "
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Person
Television
" Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to slam the board shut and upset all the letters over the floor. "
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Loser
Know
" Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of those odd moth-like creatures who seem to combine extreme discomfort with the spotlight with an unstoppable compulsion to leap into it. "
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Leap
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" Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard. "
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