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" When I'm on tour, I'm in really good shape. When I get home, I cook, I eat, I get fat and happy. "

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" Everywhere your eye travels in your home, it should land on something that resonates with you. "

" The idea of prosthetics is a tool. Most people's cell phones are prosthetics. If you leave your cell phone at home, you feel impacted by not having it. It's an important part of your daily function and what you can do in a day. "

" For me, the Earth had always been a kind of a safe haven, you know, where I could go to work or be in my home or take my kids to school. But I realized it really wasn't that. It really is its own spaceship. And I had always been a space traveler. "

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" I want to go home at night and feel discomfort. "

" Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it. "

Douglas MacArthur

" Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home. "

" My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. "

Rodney Dangerfield

" When I was nine years old, my family lost our home, and the six of us moved into my grandparents' converted garage. "

" Be good to people, be kind to people, show up, read the lines, hit the mark, and go home. "

" I go home, and I'm a blob. I just lay there and don't do anything - lay by the pool with the other husbands while the wives work. It's fantastic. It's really good. That's kind of our life at home. "

" Smell is stimulating. It stirs things up and makes us nostalgic - a wonderful word which literally means 'ache for home' - which serves to inspire new circuits in the brain. "

" For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. "

David Letterman

" I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad. "

George Bernard Shaw

" My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me. "

" We show people that anybody can paint a picture that they're proud of. It may never hang in the Smithsonian, but it will certainly be something that they'll hang in their home and be proud of. And that's what it's all about. "

" A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. "

Marlene Dietrich

" After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I knew I needed to do everything in my power to protect these friendly and curious birds from the daily pain and suffering they endure on factory farms. "

Ginnifer Goodwin

" I had practiced with the team, and the first scheduled game was with the University of Missouri. They made it quite clear to the Army that they would not play a team with a black player on it. Instead of telling me the truth, the Army gave me leave to go home. "

Jackie Robinson

" It is very creditable when a woman gets into politics. She does this at the expense of responsibilities toward her home and family and should be lauded for this. "

" That said, my kids are at home right now with my husband and I'm missing something important at my daughter's school which makes me feel sick inside. It's a lot of balance and a lot of really hard decision making. "

Reese Witherspoon

" You come to Washington, there's a rail bill, there's a highway bill, there's a aviation bill. But when you go home, there's an airport, there's a highway, there's a rail, there's transit. It all has to work together. "

" Going to the woods is going home, for I suppose we came from the woods originally. But in some of nature's forests, the adventurous traveler seems a feeble, unwelcome creature; wild beasts and the weather trying to kill him, the rank, tangled vegetation, armed with spears and stinging needles, barring his way and making life a hard struggle. "

" I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm also not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. "

" Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. "

" Are we a nation that educates the world's best and brightest in our universities, only to send them home to create businesses in countries that compete against us? Or are we a nation that encourages them to stay and create jobs, businesses, and industries right here in America? "

" The land created me. I'm wild and lonesome. Even as I travel the cities, I'm more at home in the vacant lots. "

" Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. "

" Animal totems, like the tiger, come from the Other Side to protect us while we are away from Home. "

" Some of the animals outsee man, outsmell him, outhear him, outrun him, outswim him, because their lives depend more upon these special powers than his does; but he can outwit them all because he has the resourcefulness of reason and is at home in many different fields. "

" The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore so it eats it! "