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" Wit is the lowest form of humor. "

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" I hang out with the 'nerdy' people - they have a different sense of humor than most kids. "

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" Whoever thinks a faultless piece to see, Thinks what ne'er was, nor is, nor e'er shall be. "

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" A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead. "

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" Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind. "

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" Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. "

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