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" The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. "

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" It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. "

" Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. "

" I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. "

" Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. "

" The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. "

" Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far. "

" As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. "

" Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion. "

" The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. "

" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "

" Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. "

" I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. "

" In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. "

Thomas Jefferson

" Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. "

Do The Right Thing

" I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. "

" Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "

" I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. "

" Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. "

College Education

" Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. "

" Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. "

" All right, then, I'll go to hell. "

" It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected. "

" Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. "

" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "

" A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. "

" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. "

" The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.' "

" How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. "