Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. "
Steven Wright
Car
He
Funeral
Related Quotes:
" We don't need flashy cars, impressive titles, uniforms, or other status symbols. We rely on our strength and our will! "
Ingvar Kamprad
Uniforms
Need
Symbols
" I just love cars; I've been like that since I was a kid. It's an infatuation because we grew up poor. Cars was something we were always trying to get. "
Birdman
Always
Poor
Trying
" I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Home
Think
More
" It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. "
Dale Earnhardt
Ending
Battle
Car
" I went through a phase where I thought it was really funny to make pratfalls in very crowded places. I jumped out of a moving car once, for a laugh. That was a mistake. "
Paul Rudd
Mistake
Funny
Car
" My choices, including those related to the day-to-day aspects of life, like the use of a modest car, are related to a spiritual discernment that responds to a need that arises from looking at things, at people and from reading the signs of the times. Discernment in the Lord guides me in my way of governing. "
Pope Francis
Reading
People
Life
" I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often wore round, rimless glasses known as Mazzawati teaglasses. I had a car, and I wore a chauffeur's cap with my overalls. The pose of chauffeur was convenient because I could travel under the pretext of driving my master's car. "
Nelson Mandela
Glasses
Travel
Blue
" When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. "
Russell Baker
People
Fools
Car
" You can refi your car loan just like you can refi your mortgage. It's even easier and less expensive. There's no appraisal process, and fees are minimal for a new car title. A couple of caveats: Most lenders require that the car be less than five years old and have a minimum loan balance of $7,500. "
Jean Chatzky
New Car
Car
You
" Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. "
Lee Trevino
Bad
Funny
Good
" At the earliest age, when I saw a 'wet paint' sign, I had to touch the paint to see if it was wet. When I get stopped at the stoplight in the middle of the night, and there's just no cars coming, and the light is red, I go. I don't think I'm putting anyone in harm's way, and I'll just take the consequences. Because I'm a Libertarian. "
Gary Johnson
Night
Think
Light
" It was 100 feet of 16 mm black-and-white film of a car coming to a stop sign, and driving off. I had to decide how to frame and light it. It was magic. There was a sense of mystery. "
Conrad Hall
Driving
Car
Stop
" There was the time I bought three cars in the span of three or four weeks. It was crazy; it wasn't greedy. It was mine, my girl's, my mom's. I got Benzes for my ladies. But I felt crazy. You have to understand I come from a world where we're very modest. But that's not greedy. That's nice, right? "
J. Cole
Girl
World
Time
" Whenever I have bid a hasty goodbye to a loved one, I've always made sure that my record collection was safely stored away in the boot of the car. "
Robert Plant
Always
Car
Goodbye
" Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. "
Bud Abbott
Never
Always
Car
" If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. "
Doug Larson
Day
Car
United
" A few days after 9/11, I put the old cassette of 'Born in the U.S.A.,' twisted and worn, on the car deck as I drove past West Point, across the Bear Mountain Bridge, along the Hudson River. It was the perfect moment to hear it. "
David Means
Car
Born
Mountain
" I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11. "
Steven Wright
Same
Changed
" When you have fast cars and bad luck, it's a lot easier to handle than having slow cars and bad luck. "
Kevin Harvick
You
Bad
Bad Luck
" Race cars, no matter what size or shape they are, they do the same things. It is not complicated. "
Tony Stewart
Size
Complicated
Matter
" I love 'Donnie Brasco' and 'Days of Thunder,' so after I did 'The Skulls,' I was like, 'I want to be either an undercover cop, or I want to race cars!' Universal came to me with a newspaper article about street racing in L.A., and I was like, 'Are you kidding me? I grew up doing that right off Peoria in Sun Valley.' They asked if I wanted to do it. "
Paul Walker
Me
Racing
Sun
" I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. "
Adam Carolla
Car
People
Think
" I gleaned different style ideas over the years. In Southern California, there is a big rockabilly sub-culture. So when I would go to car shows, I would see women dressed like this. I had a teacher in high school that always had her Bette Paige bangs. "
Andra Day
School
Women
Style
" In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it. "
Steven Wright
Work
Hard Work
Success
" Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Power
Car
Giving
" A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide. "
Peter Benchley
Death
Car
Die
" After a while, you just want transportation, and things like cool cars or motorcycles are all about getting attention. I get all the attention I could ever need, so I kind of like being in a minivan and people not paying so much attention to me. "
George Clooney
Me
Cool
Attention
" Tesla is becoming a real car company. "
Elon Musk
Becoming
Tesla
Real
" I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. "
Jessica Pare
Home
Feel
Dentist
" I don't even possess a car. I ride in auto-rickshaws because I like to be a part of the masses. I don't want to single myself out as someone up and above. "
Shakuntala Devi
Want
Myself
Single