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" For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid. "
Molly Ivins
People
Trying
Years
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" You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. "
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" Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. "
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" So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
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" We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind. "
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" The reason I take Rush Limbaugh seriously is not because he's offensive or right-wing, but because he is one of the few people addressing a large group of disaffected people in this country. And despite his frequent denials, Limbaugh does indeed have a somewhat cult-like effect on his ditto heads. "
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" The most unusual thing about Clinton as a pol is that he listens. Listens and remembers. If he does dance with them that brung him, not them that gave him big money, we will have a populist on our hands. "
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" If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner. "
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" As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. "
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" There was really quite a remarkable level of sexism on newspapers when I started. "
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Started
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" One of the few things I like about Bill Clinton is that he has very good manners. If his momma were still alive, I would congratulate her. "
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" Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
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" Raise hell - big time. I want y'all to get out there and raise hell about damned near everything. My word, there's a world out there that needs fixing. Get out there and get after it. "
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Time
" I think one can easily make a case for taking out Saddam Hussein. In fact, one could probably be made on humanitarian grounds alone. But just as there's a downside risk to doing nothing about this man, there is a very serious downside risk to invading the country. "
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Think
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" Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica of everyplace else. It's authentically awful, comic, and weirdly charming, all at the same time. "
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Texas
Place
" I've said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds that dachshunds were 'German dogs.' They did not, however, go around kicking German shepherds. "
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Dogs
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" The extent to which not just state legislatures but the Congress of the United States are now run by large corporate special interests is beyond mere recognition as fact. The takeover is complete. "
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Run
Recognition
Special
" When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar. "
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Vulgar
Cruel
" Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that. "
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Blind
Better
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" It is the stories we don't get, the ones we miss, pass over, fail to recognize, don't pick up on, that will send us to hell. "
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Us
Will
" All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people. As long as you don't think about what that peculiar body should be doing and what it actually is doing to the quality of life in Texas, then it's all marvelous fun. "
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" It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America. "
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America
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" I left the 'Trib' in 1970 with the feeling that I would never have a career in establishment media of any kind. "
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" 'Get along, go along' is not an inspirational philosophy, and only God knows how much moral cowardice it has covered up over the years. Serve your time, collect your chits, and cash 'em in for your home state? No, I'd say we could ask for more than that from our senators. "
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Time
" There are times a country is so tired of bull that only the truth can provide relief. "
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" If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. "
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Step
" Don't get me started about the media double standard. "
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Media
Me
Double
" People in Midland are real nice folks: I can't prove that with statistics, but I know West Texas, and it's just a fact. "
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Texas
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" Truth is, I've spent much of my life trying, unsuccessfully, to explode the myths about Texas. "
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Truth
Truth Is
My Life
" Legislative language is governed by a law of etymology that is also the ancient code of the bureaucracy: It doesn't have to be right, it just has to be close enough for government work. If they understand what you mean, it doesn't matter what you say or how you say it. "
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