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" A teenage foot that never tapped to 'Heartbreak Hotel' in the '50s probably belonged to a hopeless grind. "
Molly Ivins
Foot
Grind
Hopeless
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" Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that. "
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Blind
Better
Breast Cancer
" There are times a country is so tired of bull that only the truth can provide relief. "
Molly Ivins
Times
Bull
Truth
" I worked through cancer twice. I probably worked through it too much the last time. This time, I found myself saying, 'Well, I don't feel well. I think I'll take the day off.' I think I did that even a little bit more than I needed to. "
Molly Ivins
Think
Day
Feel
" I spend most of my life feeling like I've been shot out of a cannon. "
Molly Ivins
My Life
Most
Feeling
" In Congress, there are some who are unashamed to aspire to eloquence, even to scholarship, but the only state legislator I ever knew who would not join in the mispronounceciation of a word for the sake of camaraderie with her fellows was former State Senator and Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. "
Molly Ivins
Her
Scholarship
Congress
" When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar. "
Molly Ivins
Satire
Vulgar
Cruel
" People asked me during the Iraq war if I was afraid to speak out. I said no. "
Molly Ivins
Said
Speak
War
" Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults are not part of a well-regulated militia. Permitting unregulated citizens to have guns is destroying the security of this free state. "
Molly Ivins
Security
Guns
Free
" I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo. "
Molly Ivins
Man
Texas
Stupid
" People in Midland are real nice folks: I can't prove that with statistics, but I know West Texas, and it's just a fact. "
Molly Ivins
Statistics
Texas
Know
" I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like unpleasant relatives - a long-distance call once or twice or year is more than enough. If I got in touch with them, they might come to stay. "
Molly Ivins
People
Treat
I Am
" Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica of everyplace else. It's authentically awful, comic, and weirdly charming, all at the same time. "
Molly Ivins
Become
Texas
Place
" I really think the single most important thing to remember about trying to fix the schools is that there is no such thing as an instant result. "
Molly Ivins
Think
Fix
Important
" Old-fashioned anti-immigrant prejudice always brings out some old-fashioned racists. "
Molly Ivins
Old-Fashioned
Always
Out
" I've always had trouble with male authority figures because my father was such a martinet. "
Molly Ivins
Always
Authority
Father
" Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. "
Molly Ivins
Politics
Good
Free
" When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up my version of the disease. It said that I had about a 5 percent chance of survival. I said, 'Gosh, well, it's been a good run.' What I didn't realize is that in the two years since those books were published, things had shifted dramatically. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Run
Chance
" I've thought for years that newspapers should all be owned by nonprofits. "
Molly Ivins
Newspapers
Thought
Years
" Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do. "
Molly Ivins
Unlike
Guns
" One of the things I said was that I had been in great hopes that I would become a better person as a result of confronting my own mortality, but it actually never happened. I didn't become a better person. "
Molly Ivins
Great
Better
Result
" There is more hooey spread about the Second Amendment. It says quite clearly that guns are for those who form part of a well-regulated militia, i.e., the armed forces including the National Guard. The reasons for keeping them away from everyone else get clearer by the day. "
Molly Ivins
More
Second
Away
" Laura Bush, it seems, is used to cast a softer light on her husband, who then proceeds to reverse whatever she's just promised. "
Molly Ivins
Light
Whatever
Used
" There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work. "
Molly Ivins
Experience
Been
History
" The reason I take Rush Limbaugh seriously is not because he's offensive or right-wing, but because he is one of the few people addressing a large group of disaffected people in this country. And despite his frequent denials, Limbaugh does indeed have a somewhat cult-like effect on his ditto heads. "
Molly Ivins
Country
People
Seriously
" One thing I have learned from Johnny Faulk, Texas, and life, is that since you don't always win, you got to learn to enjoy just fightin' the good fight. "
Molly Ivins
Win
Good
Fight
" Preemptive war is what Israel did in '67 with Arab armies on its borders. "
Molly Ivins
Arab
Israel
Borders
" Those who think of freedom in this country as one long, broad path leading ever onward and upward are dead damned wrong. "
Molly Ivins
Long
Who
Think
" If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner. "
Molly Ivins
Dinner
Over
White House
" Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim, and hearts gotta bleed. "
Molly Ivins
Sorry
Fish
Nothing
" Arkansas, the state Bill Clinton loves and that loves him back, is a place with just no pretension at all. "
Molly Ivins
Loves
Arkansas
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